zandraart:

“People say I’m making gold off of other people’s misery, but what else would I do? Smithing is all I know. Next time one of my shields deflects a killing blow, they’ll change their tune.”

state levels

jcurnalism:

God tier: Texas, New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, California, New Hampshire

Good tier: Pennsylvania, Montana, Louisiana, Alaska, Conneticut, Maine, Hawaii, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Washington, Illinois

Meh tier: Ohio, Illinois, Arizona, Colorado, Delaware, Iowa, Kansas, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, North/South Dakota, Wyoming

Bad tier: South/North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Nebraska, Wisconsin

Shit tier: Oklahoma, Arkansas, Utah, Florida, Virginia, Tennessee, Missouri, New Jersey, West Virginia

aedon got arrested and got so stressed he turned into a werewolf and killed everyone in cidhna mine

simplymiraakulous:

paarthurnax: alduin! stop trying,,, to destroy the world

alduin: 

I’m back in skyrim to make myself feel better and I didn’t know I’ve been playing as aedon for 91 hours :‘3

brbjellyfishing:

(Source: ghay)

Aedon: *kicks open the door to the blue palace* WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY? I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE

i don’t get the whole “*insert man here* gets pegged” meme

is it supposed to be like a degrading thing? like haha look at this man who lets women fuck him in the ass

cause that’s… not great if so

animatedtext:

requested by boss–ass–lesbeans

i think im going to sleep the rest of today

or at least say im going to sleep while i go read h*rny fanfiction

suuichi:

never 4get

bi-slime:

slurpin on that solidarity juice

wispyannular:

appreciation post for the thieves guild thank you for giving me A-grade friends in my fellow nightingales, a quest line that didn’t involve me fighting other people (too much), thieves randomly giving me money when they see me strolling around tamriel, the minigame of looking for shadowmarks, and the comforting thought that when i am hidden in the shadows, i am in fact under the guidance and protection of all the guild members who have come to pass

oblivion made me tired

ralisedarys:

2019 is the year we bring back funney hats with dangly bells